do you kiss your grandkids with that mouth?!

i wake this morning to cackling...the whack of a golf ball...and an old woman stringing out a line of expletives you would not believe. GASP!!! cannot believe what i'm hearing...so i go look...sure enough...it's a group of older women golfing together. apparently, marge was VERY unhappy with where her shot landed...marge is one of the women near the swampy water at the top of the picture. i know cursing should not be funny, but when it's coming out of the mouth of a 75 year old woman...i'll admit it...i laughed so hard that i made lucy nervous and she started barking.

off to the...pig races...

no, i'm not kidding...we actually went to pig races yesterday. it was the funniest thing i've ever seen! these tiny, little pigs raced around this 150 ft. race track to see which one would be the first one to reach the oreo cookie at the end. i guess pigs aren't like dogs...chocolate won't kill them. the picture above features the "paddlin' porkers" about to take a plunge and swim across the pool...onto a ramp...towards the finish line. they didn't just plop into the pool...they dove!!! they took a flying leap and actually dove into the pool...AMAZING!!! the big winners for the day: hillary rod-HAM clint-HAM, arnold swartzen-HOGGER, ba-RACK-O-RIBS obama, and lindsay lo-HAM...too funny!!!